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Harry: Falls to his death
Louis: Faints like a sassy queen
Liam: Falls gracefully
Niall: Plop
Zayn: Oh, were falling now? Hold on, I need to look sexy and strike a pose

ABORT MISSION.
FUCKKKKK HIDE ALL THE MATURE ONE SHOTS GUISE
I just want to say it was nice being with you guise, now that we will be invaded by directionators. I cherish all the moments we’ve been through. Don’t forget the australia episode, or the feeling of excitement when they won a brit or when they (liam) were doing a new twitcam. Waiting for they’re performance at the KCA or on icarly. All the paul, lux, danielle, eleanor, josh or family posts or the older ones on x factor. Let us remember the memories with Alan Carr or Juan direction or Emma Ostilly or Lily halpern, but particuly the flack. Also that episode of 1d in jail…and so many older memories! I shall miss you my friends. Goodbye.
Part one of the phone call to the restaurant that Louis was at last night.







